Thirteen Observations About Life
- Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
- The easiest way to find something that you lost in your house is to buy a replacement.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
- Have you noticed that since everyone has a cell phone with a video camera, no one talks about seeing UFOs any more?
- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention to criticism.
- In the 1960’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but there isn’t one in the freezer?
- Ever wonder about the thought processes of the person who first said, “Look at that chicken over there. I wonder what it tastes like.”
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window and lets the wind blow in his face?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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I’ve wondered about the glue sticks too.
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No. 4 about knocked me off my chair! That’s funny. What we’re seeing in our cell phones is not unlike the UFOs of a previous time, I guess!
I have two of alot of things because I bought a replacement for something I lost.
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Great list. I love #11!
Excellent point about the UFOs!! There are other good points here, too, but I swear, that was the best.
Happy TT!
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Great points..
I love #13!
I love the grave/rut one. I need to have it stitched into a sampler. I love the prozac one as well.
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#8….AHAHAHA!!! So very true :=)
The whole post is hilarious, but no.4 really got me laughing my lungs out. Lol!
Hey..quite true for #13..never thought of it..Thanks for this interesting post..Wolfie’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #7
i think I will take wethers advice and of course #11 detestable:>
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I enjoyed reading every one of your thirteen! have a great Thursday…
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LOL at #8. Happy TT.
You had me laughing so hard that I had to read them to my friend, over the phone! GREAT TT!!!
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haha!! thanks for the morning laugh!
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Re: #13, conversely, why DOES teflon stick to the pan?
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Great Thursday post! I just posted my Thursday! Three in one!
WOO HOO!
DEB
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Now those are some great observations. 😀
I don’t own a cell phone. Nor do I want one. Though convenient, people are losing touch with their inner selves and losing out on the little wonderful things that this world has to offer. Very sad. 😥
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Thanks for Hosting. Good list.
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It would be testicals…right? RIGHT? LOL 🙂
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Amazing observations !! Now when I go to think they are something that we come across in our everyday life. But still they never struck me.
I loved your observation no. 7 and no. 13